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HAZARD MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM


MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
(MSDS)

Women: A Chemical Analysis


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Surface usually covered with a painted film.
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason or warning.
Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter if incorrectly used.
Found in various states - from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields to pressure applied to correct points.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.


COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can be great aid to relaxation.


TESTS:
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in a natural state.
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.


HAZARDS:
Highly dangerous except when in experienced hands.
Illegal to possess more than one.
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
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